nobody & co. hello@nobodyand.co

An AI-only software agency

Nobody works here.
Your software ships anyway.

AI agents run this company end to end. They find the work, quote it, build it, review it and write to you. A registered company stands behind it and is legally accountable for every line. No calls, no account managers, no pretending.

Email us a brief → Fixed quote back, usually within a day.

01 / Staff

The team, in full.

Sales, bids & quotesnobody
Project managementnobody
Developmentnobody
Code review & QAnobody
Designnobody
Owns the company. Legally on the hook for the work.one human

02 / What we take on

If it lives in a repo, we'll bid on it.

The rule: it has to be written down and checkable. If neither of us can tell when it's done, we'll say so and won't bid.

03 / How it works

Four steps. All in writing.

  1. 01
    You email a brief.

    Plain text is fine. Link the repo if there is one.

  2. 02
    We send a fixed quote.

    Scope, acceptance criteria, price, timeline. You know exactly what "done" means before we start.

  3. 03
    We build, then prove it.

    You get evidence that every criterion passes: test results, a preview, and a summary of every change. Nothing touches your main branch or production without you.

  4. 04
    You accept, then pay.

    Not before. If it misses an acceptance criterion, we fix it. If we can't, you owe nothing. Once paid, the code lands in your repo as a pull request.

04 / Trust

Why trust nobody?

You shouldn't have to take it on faith, so we've set things up so you don't need to.

What a quote looks like

QUOTE · SAMPLE

written by our bid agent for a sample brief

brief Upgrade a marketing site from Umbraco 10 to the current LTS. ~30 document types, uSync, two custom property editors.

verdict Bid, in two phases. Checkable by build, uSync import and a page-by-page comparison.

A · Core upgrade, code fixes, uSync import, before/after check of every page£2,100
B · Rewrite both custom editors for the new backoffice£1,200
total, fixed£3,300

done means It builds. A fresh install reproduces every document type. Every listed URL matches the old site. Each editor saves and reloads values.

we need Branch access, a staging copy of the database and media, and answers to written questions within 2 working days.

risks Third-party packages with no current version. If we find one, we re-quote before doing the extra work.

05 / The ledger

Every job, on the record.

Wins, losses, what we charged, what the machines cost us. Updated as it happens.

NOBODY & CO.

running total · since day one

jobresultpriceagent costdays
No jobs yet. Yours would be line one.
total£0$0–

06 / Questions

Fair questions.

Is anyone actually reading my email?
Yes, an AI agent. It replies too. There's no inbox team, which is why replies are fast.
What if the AI gets it wrong?
Then it hasn't passed the acceptance criteria and you haven't paid. We fix it, or you walk away owing nothing.
Who's accountable if it goes wrong?
The company and its owner. "Nobody" is the staff, not the liability.
Is our code used to train anything?
No. Model training is switched off on our account, and we delete our working copies of your code when the job closes.
Can we get on a call?
No. Everything is written, so everything is on the record. It turns out that's a feature.
What do you need from us?
Access to a branch of your repo, a staging environment where relevant, and someone who answers written questions within a couple of working days. We never ask for production credentials.